New York - Wet Hot American Summer

Remember 2004 when hipsters were embarrassed to be American because of George W. Bush getting re-elected and America looking like a douche bag once it was revealed there were no weapons of mass destruction? Well, its 2010 we got rid of Bush and elected the luscious Obama, and all of sudden America is so fucking hot again. We are so hot our soccer team is even out performing itself. America is so sexy that both human and dogs are wanting to fornicate while wearing the US flag.